Thursday, January 27, 2011

Women ...and her word power!



 the eight favorite words every women says and the meaning to each....

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Don't worry about it, I got it :Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

14 comments:

Shahid Mukadam a.k.a Shady West Side said...

I am making a note of it, you never know kab kaam main aaye

A S said...

hey!


hehehe! very true :)

tanvii.com said...

Haha! Funny ... but true. Though I would like to believe I am an exception in #2 ... I do dress up really quickly!

dr.antony said...

Who knows what is in a woman's mind!

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

OK understood and points taken :)

Thank you sharing this palthora of information i was thinking that may its me but now i know :) he he heeh

Bikram's

Mannat... said...

Here's my personal favourite...
"What-ever-you-say-Sweets" This is mostly said in presence of more people in an even of discussion that the subjected woman disapproves of... and it means that he can say whatever he wants but obviously it would hold no relevance whatsoever and wouldn't be eligible for any part of the discussion... and not to mention he would be paying for this later on...

I loved your list...

Mannat!!

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Thinking said...

hmm.....and here....all my eight words are only...

hmmm......

well...nice post by the way...

Talha said...

Very keen observation. nice post

A said...

Very nice :)))

Enjoyed reading it.

Harman said...

@shahid!!..take it easy!!lol

@AS..ok...thanks :)

@Tanvii...sweetie..it s only with western dress..Indian outfit for perfection needs all the time..lol
thanks

@Dr anthony..Sir..experience makes you say that!1

@Bikram.. what say..dude it helps everyone in general ..married or single!!
:)

@Mannat..ha haaa..very mannat..Gr8.love ur comments!!

@Shabana..thanks..dear

@Talha..thanks..

@A..thanks...this might be help ...
:)

AS said...

I agree with all you have said except the 7th. It depends on the tenor and tone of the thanks and could be related to 3. So i would be careful of saying your welcome :)..
But for the post, a great thanks. I liked it, and a confirmation of my views too.

Harman said...

@AS..thanks....
:D

Asma Khan said...

LoL very true I find all these sins into my behavior. Nice Blog, I like the way you manage it. Stay Blessed :)