Tuesday, December 14, 2010

"Made in China"

..Recently ..somebody shared a joke with me..at work which....I would like to share with my blogger friends!!
The booming china market has created a furor in the world...
For those people who are Besotted by Chinese make.. its for them!!
"there were two friends very close pals..but both of them had their own choices and difference of opinions..Mr A always looked for Chinese or imported products rather then the country made..Mr B always loked for Indian products no matter what and try to avoid the others ..for this reason there was always a tussle  among them"
 
Mr b always wanted to prove A that the country made are better and durable and lasts for long ,even lifetime..
Now both the friends got married one day...Mr A had a Chinese girlfriend and B had an Indian girlfriend ..so they married respectively as per their choice...
After some years...the Chinese women who was good looking and fragile fell sick and was bed ridden ..and ultimately gone forever...but the Indian women was same ,the day she got married....
When B went to A's house for condolences as his wife was no more..Mr B said to Mr A.."I always told you never to run after Chinese stuff..and stick to your country but you never listened my friend ...they don't have long lasting and durable stuff... see the result is in front of you..your wife couldn't bear any pain and she is gone forever she was that fragile and "Handle With Care"..look at my wife she is same  after having one kid ..she is as pretty as the day we got married long lasting and a better make "...

"the Chinese brand doesn't work lifetime"

17 comments:

Zeenu said...

ha haa haah "china made"
this is hilarious,remember that guy? "UK boots"ha haaa haa...something similar to that kind,people are impressed by the brand names or makes not knowing its durability.I bought a DKNY jeans in dark blue but it was useless I sat on a sofa and the color came out..hopeless!!

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

he he hee Soon they will be taking over al lthe world soon MICROSOFt will be made in china.. Apple made in china :)

the stuff is cheap but not good ..

A said...

Hehehe "made in china"...

Nrupen Masram said...

Indeed a Bakwas joke

A said...

My only complain with this story is using 'A'. You can use 'B' and 'C' or 'X' and 'Y' please.

Also it does not seem like it is a picture of a Chinese girl. It appears to me she is from Philippines. If she is Chinese, then she is a model or an actress. Been to China now 10 times.

And yes, I can differentiate between Chinese, Japanese...etc.

AS said...

On the humorous side, its a well made point. But the Chinese in reality are tough ones but they make fragile products. Their fundamentals are solid and they do it intentionally and have a successful business model around it.

Uma said...

dont know abt chinese women.. chinese stuff is not that durable..

Harman said...

@Biram..thanks buddy..YES we are not far from that era..lemme tell you something hilarious..every year in our Sub-division on 4th july they put smallAmerican flags in-front of each house...I looked at one of the flags its written down"made in china"LOL..so much desperation?why?

@A..why do you have to take it literally? its just a joke guys..Chinese girls or Japanese ...does it matter?lol
the basic fundamental behind this joke is ...China has ,made a market all over the world..and we not far from that day when we will fall for chinese girls too ...since there will be only "Made In China "Everywhere
..I will keep in in mind next time putting Alphabet "A"
:)

@Nrupen Marsem..Thank-you very much :)

@AS..Well...I generally prefer a better make then a chinese product...whether clothes or appliances .... the quality lacks ..its jus the prices which are competitive and hard to beat ..make their market in the world...

@Zeenu..Yes..I remember :)I had a similar experience with shirt..where I turned blue..and everybody thought I was feeling cold....that was a china made too...:)

@UMA..yes..its very cheap!!

A said...

@Harman,

Yes for me it does not matter and for this joke it does not matter either. I am also joking with you.

On serious note:-

If I were single, it would matter. Been to China (10 times) and Japan both..I would stay away from Chinese girls as far as possible. A long list of reason but just take my word for it.

Raj - Only name sake !! said...

Made in china stuff is cheap but its not worth buying.
You will never know when it stops working.

CIVILPRINCESS said...

nice :) but does the B appreciate his wife and say she is beautiful? that's new ;) nice read :)

dr.antony said...

I respectfully disagree !
Chinese things have better finish.Indian manufactured items are heavy and they keep on growing in time.Finally, most are immobile,but will work,and you will spend a fortune on spare parts.Indian machines consume lots of fuel and are not emission compliant.
It is much easier to replace with newer Chinese models than to retain these old models.

Zeenu said...

..harman call me ,have a problem call at my home phone no in india..its past midnight here.I am waiting.

Harman said...

@RAJ..Yep..I agree!

@DR Anthony ..I disagree..if ti was Japanese ..product I would agree!

@Civil princess..ya something unusual ..an Indian husband appreciating his wife!!
:)

@ZEE..Babe..dont call on cell..Its switched off at work..try calling at my desk no..the "65" or leave a message..it will shoot an email to me immediately :)

Harman said...

@stranger...Chill..Dude..
take it easy..cribbing for no reason ..I am not hurting anybody's feelings,,,OKAY...
millions of jokes are made on china...are they hurting anybody feelings??...Lots of jokes are written on India ,US..females, spouses..the world will start fighting ..CIVIL WAR for no reason!!
yell at everybody....
I am not hurting anyone sentiments..OKAY!!!
I am indian too ....
take it sportingly!!

STRANGER said...

OK OK ! ! !

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Hahaha.. but Chinese products are affordable. hahaa